Title: Surprise Me
Fandom: White Collar
Characters: Mozzie, Neal
Rating: PG
Word count: 235
Notes: Commentfic for
saena17.
"You did say 'surprise me,'" Mozzie said with as straight a face as he could manage. Neal pouted at him.
"I meant in the context of Chinese food, which I thought we agreed on. Falafels was not part of the surprise!"
"Are you going to sulk about it? You are, aren't you?"
"I'm not sulking. This is disappointment, Moz, not sulking." It sure looked like sulking to someone who knew Neal for more years than even Kate could claim.
"You like falafel. What's the big deal?"
"Would you take it calmly if I told you I rented Must Love Dogs instead of Kung-Fu Hustle?" Mozzie turned a shocked look on Neal just long enough for the younger man to feel vindicated.
"I know you wouldn't do that. You hate John Cusack," he said uncertainly. Neal rolled his eyes.
"If I had known you would do this to me, I would have rented it just to spite you."
"Will you quit being such a baby about it? I brought cheesecake for dessert. You have to forgive me." For a second they stared each other down, Neal definitely sulky, Mozzie on the verge of laughing out loud at his friend. Then Neal deflated with a sigh.
"You bastard. You know all my weaknesses."
"And I exploit them regularly to keep you on your toes, yes. Now quit bitching and eat before it gets cold, will you?"
Fandom: White Collar
Characters: Mozzie, Neal
Rating: PG
Word count: 235
Notes: Commentfic for
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"You did say 'surprise me,'" Mozzie said with as straight a face as he could manage. Neal pouted at him.
"I meant in the context of Chinese food, which I thought we agreed on. Falafels was not part of the surprise!"
"Are you going to sulk about it? You are, aren't you?"
"I'm not sulking. This is disappointment, Moz, not sulking." It sure looked like sulking to someone who knew Neal for more years than even Kate could claim.
"You like falafel. What's the big deal?"
"Would you take it calmly if I told you I rented Must Love Dogs instead of Kung-Fu Hustle?" Mozzie turned a shocked look on Neal just long enough for the younger man to feel vindicated.
"I know you wouldn't do that. You hate John Cusack," he said uncertainly. Neal rolled his eyes.
"If I had known you would do this to me, I would have rented it just to spite you."
"Will you quit being such a baby about it? I brought cheesecake for dessert. You have to forgive me." For a second they stared each other down, Neal definitely sulky, Mozzie on the verge of laughing out loud at his friend. Then Neal deflated with a sigh.
"You bastard. You know all my weaknesses."
"And I exploit them regularly to keep you on your toes, yes. Now quit bitching and eat before it gets cold, will you?"