it's not where you take things from, it's where you take them to

Title: Surprise Me
Fandom: White Collar
Characters: Mozzie, Neal
Rating: PG
Word count: 235
Notes: Commentfic for saena17.

"You did say 'surprise me,'" Mozzie said with as straight a face as he could manage. Neal pouted at him.

"I meant in the context of Chinese food, which I thought we agreed on. Falafels was not part of the surprise!"

"Are you going to sulk about it? You are, aren't you?"

"I'm not sulking. This is disappointment, Moz, not sulking." It sure looked like sulking to someone who knew Neal for more years than even Kate could claim.

"You like falafel. What's the big deal?"

"Would you take it calmly if I told you I rented Must Love Dogs instead of Kung-Fu Hustle?" Mozzie turned a shocked look on Neal just long enough for the younger man to feel vindicated.

"I know you wouldn't do that. You hate John Cusack," he said uncertainly. Neal rolled his eyes.

"If I had known you would do this to me, I would have rented it just to spite you."

"Will you quit being such a baby about it? I brought cheesecake for dessert. You have to forgive me." For a second they stared each other down, Neal definitely sulky, Mozzie on the verge of laughing out loud at his friend. Then Neal deflated with a sigh.

"You bastard. You know all my weaknesses."

"And I exploit them regularly to keep you on your toes, yes. Now quit bitching and eat before it gets cold, will you?"

Valentine's Day ficlets. All Heroes, all the time. xD Collectively 4365 words.


Title: Simply Irresistible
Pairing: Mohinder/Sylar
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 280
Notes: piping_hot asked for Sylar playing with Mohinder's hair. Hello, personal kink! :D

( hair! )

Title: An Act Of Desperation
Pairing: Mohinder/Sylar
Rating: R
Word count: 570
Notes: cellshader wanted low-rise jeans and some time between midnight and 4 am.

( put on your red shoes and dance the blues )

Title: And Then
Pairing: Mohinder/Zane
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 255
Notes: perdiccas asked for the Ramones t-shirt and 2 a.m.

( they should be asleep. )

Title: Boxergram
Pairing: Mohinder/Sylar/Adam
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 190
Notes: blossommorphine wanted boxers, after dinner.

( landshark... )

Title: Officer Park-That-Ass-Right-Here
Pairing: Mohinder/Matt
Rating: R
Word count: 255
Notes: tiptoe39 wanted black socks at 7 a.m.

( kind of like in Risky Business? )

Title: It's Not Cheating If You Change The Rules
Pairing: Matt/Daphne/Ando
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 670
Notes: cruiscin_lan wanted a phrase that's in the first paragraph.

( one plus one plus one )

Title: Anniversary
Pairing: Ando/Hiro
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 470
Notes: weslyn wanted Hiro's black work tie at noon.

( Ando has good plans. )

Title: Cherish
Pairing: Hiro/Ando
Rating: PG
Word count: 240
Notes: crash_it_yo wanted high school Hiro and Ando on Valentine's Day.

( say ah )

Title: Dusk
Pairing: Sanjog/West
Rating: PG
Word count: 180
Notes: moorishflower asked for Valentine's lingerie, just after dinner.

( not your color, babe )

Title: Virtuoso
Pairing: Peter/Nathan
Rating: R
Word count: 335
Notes: brandinsbabe (who will not let me claw free of the vortex! D: ) asked for sweatpants at 2 p.m.

( you can play him like no other )

Title: Eating Out
Pairing: Noah/Sandra
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 190
Notes: cruiscin_lan asked for Mr. Muggle's dog sweater and lunch.

( no dogs allowed )

Title: Abandonment Issues
Pairing: Matt/Mohinder
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 730
Notes: dana_norram requested a postep for 3x15 in which Mohinder helps pull Matt back together.

( in the dust )

Totally fluffy, silly fic today. :D


Pairing: Nathan/Peter
Prompt: pot smoking
Words: 400

( light it up. )

Pairing: Sylar/Mohinder
Prompt: smoking pot dampens violent tendencies
Words: 740

( teatime! )

These are fun to do, srsly!

Prompt: Puppy love
Pairing: Bob Bishop/Angela Petrelli
Word count: 263

( it's tough to have a crush )

Prompt: Sticky sweet
Pairing: Nathan/Hiro
Word count: 353

( in the small spaces. )

Prompt: Learn something
Pairing: Noah/Gabriel
Word count: 290

( manners and physique )

Two comment_fics!


Title: Swim
Fandom: Heroes
Pairing: Matt/Mohinder
Rating: mild NC-17
Word count: 830
Notes: Prompt: Matt/Mohinder, on a deserted island


They're not entirely sure whose fault it is, but they both blame Peter Petrelli anyhow. ( EVERYTHING is Peter's fault. )

Title: The Son and the Heir
Fandom: Heroes
Pairing: Sylar/Mohinder
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 260
Notes: Prompt "Mylar, How Soon Is Now by The Smiths"

"Tell me, Mohinder, what have you inherited?" Sylar's words were bitter behind his ear, but all Mohinder could do was turn his head slightly, his muscles hardly responding to the orders his brain sent out. "Your father's research. As slow and blundering as the man himself. And you bring what to the table, your pretty face? Endearing excitement backed with shyness?"

"What," Mohinder breathed, fighting with the words. "Do you want."

"I want the same thing everybody else does. To be known. To be understood." Crouching beside the chair Mohinder was loosely tied into, Sylar stroked long fingers down his neck, fitting them neatly into the arterial notch and feeling the slow, deceptively steady beat of Mohinder's heart. "To be loved, my dear Mohinder. I need to be loved."

"This isn't..." Mohinder sighed, letting himself lean into the touch. "The way to win a man's heart."

"You can't say I'm doing it wrong if it's working." Sylar's hands cupped his face, huge and warm and gentle. "I've waited too long for you, Mohinder, and if resorting to abduction is the only way I can get you, so be it."

"On the chair?" Being put into medical slow-motion didn't dull Mohinder's dry quips, and Sylar smiled at him.

"Don't be silly. I just wanted you to be awake for this." Undoing the knots in Mohinder's silk bonds, he collected his captive into his arms and stalked into the bedroom, mouth against the side of Mohinder's throat. "Now I'm going to have to make sure all of your nerves come to. Just relax, Mohinder..."

Batch one!


for Anon ♥

( balls. )

for perdiccas

( surrender )

for moorishflower

( fur, feathers, and goddammit that was a new sweater )

for piping_hot

( switch. )

~~~Advent Day 18~~~


BONUS ROUND, stage one: heterosexuals!

I promised at least 100 words on every prompt that I was given. Well, I'm making good on that! Arbitrarily, I started writing all the het pairings, so today is ~~heteroseuality day~~

Nothing above a PG-13, sry2say, but I hope each of these is enough to really capture the moment I'm going for. ♥


First Kiss, Monica/Mohinder
663 words

( St. Joan is an expert at breaking into places. )

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Afterglow, Sylar/Elle
301 words

( dazed and hazy )

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Teased, Elle/Mohinder
455 words

( it's fun to play with curls! )

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Eternal, Hiro/Charlie
308 words

( paper cranes )

So I'm trying to write an hour every day. So far so good. I just need to find someone to beta the things I *don't* have in common with _angsty, because.... well, every time she rolls her eyes when I mention the Daily Show, I have to bring up Peter Pan, and things get ugly. xD So if anyone's willing to beta Daily Show slash, lemme know. It's fairly short stuff.

However! Drabbles don't need beta-reading, so I've got two for posting.

Fandom: Fight Club
Rating: PG-13
Words: 100
Characters: Jack, Tyler (xD)
( I am Jack's navel-gazing monologue. )

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Fandom: The Daily Show
Rating: PG
Words: 100
Characters: Ed, Rob
( we play these games all the time )